~marriaGe :: fUnny quOtes~

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fightbegins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things aswomen and then he turns them into Wives !
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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man whosurrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: HappyIndependence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking aboutsomething you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronicbanking. It's called marriage
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agarNark jaye to homely feel kare..
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
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Different Phases of a man:After engagement: SupermanAfter Marriage: GentlemanAfter 10 years: WatchmanAfter 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master ofWomen'?Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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